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  • I Fall In
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2023
    • 2010

    $$$$$$$$$

    IMA be rich as soon as I get this out of the production stage and get it on the market. GENIUS

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    Shoot the messenger before he delivers the bad news.
  • OneDayScratch
    Senior Member
    • Aug 2023
    • 3901

    #2
    Sell it to every liberal you can think of.
    BOT
    Bacon, Oysters & Tacos

    It's not red vs. blue, it's the state vs. you

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    • Bebo's Dad
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2023
      • 811

      #3
      Lick it

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    • Univ.of Hard Knocks grad
      Member
      • Aug 2023
      • 355

      #4
      Saw in a old movie where a guy stuck a fork in each end of a sausage or hotdog. Bared the wires on a cord and wrapped around the forks plugged it in until it started steaming then pulled the plug. Also remember something similar in the movie Taken. That hotdog started talking when Liam flipped the switch.

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    • Wado II
      Senior Member
      • Aug 2023
      • 1650

      #5
      I worked at two Ace Hardware stores and sold several suicide plug kits. A piece of SO cord and two male plugs. Light er up boys.

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      • Matt
        Senior Member
        • Aug 2023
        • 801

        #6
        Looks like a stinger in TDC sort of. That'll burl some water.

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        • RapturEd
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2023
          • 1251

          #7
          The 'facial expression' of the plug above it says it all ... 😲
          Trust in the Lord with all your heart
          And do not lean on your own understanding.
          In all your ways acknowledge Him,
          And He will make your paths straight.
          Do not be wise in your own eyes;
          Fear the Lord and turn away from evil.​

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          • matth
            Member
            • Aug 2023
            • 400

            #8

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            • Boom!
              Senior Member
              • Aug 2023
              • 1439

              #9
              Needs a drink holder too.

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              • Bill
                Akula
                • Aug 2023
                • 1589

                #10
                So when you need to know something from someone, take a good lamp cord, disconnect the socket so you have the 2 wires. Plug it in. With the person restrained to a wood chair, ask him/her the question(s) and wait for an answer(s). Don't like them, a few quick slaps with the wires will change their mind. Their first answer(s) are always wrong. It takes a few minutes but just space out the questions. The answers will come out. The questions must be asked by a skilled integrator. Starting with questions you know the answer, a few quick replies will move things along. Slip in a hard question you want to know, if the person answers quick, it's usually the truth. If the person hesitates and looks up or away, they are looking for an answer aka lie.

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                • Going_deep
                  Member
                  • Aug 2023
                  • 148

                  #11
                  Eh, 120 and no load it'll be ok.

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                  • gds
                    Member
                    • Aug 2023
                    • 491

                    #12
                    Back in the early to mid seventies I was working for TDC and about that time a movie called Brubaker came out starring Robert Redford, based on a true story about the Arkansas prison system. I read the true story about what was going on in that prison before they brought in an outsider to reform it and you wouldn't believe some of it, but what I was going to tell y'all is their favorite way to question inmates about something was to strip them off and take a crank generator like for the old telephones and hook one wire to their toe and the other to their manly bits and give them a few cranks until they got their answer. If the one doing the cranking decided he didn't like the answers or just didn't like the person he would just start cranking until they passed out, in convict parlance this was known as, " Getting a long distance call."

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                    • WhiteBassFisher
                      WhiteBassFisher commented
                      Editing a comment
                      I remember seeing Brubaker at the theaters when it came out. The first several minutes were disturbing ..... a beating on an inmate that looked so real. I saw it again several months back and that scene had bee deleted or changed.
                  • DIHLON
                    Senior Member
                    • Aug 2023
                    • 1114

                    #13
                    Meh. Direct short from hot to neutral is going to trip the breaker as soon as it’s plugged in. Need to be more creative than that.

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                    • Reality Czech
                      Senior Member
                      • Aug 2023
                      • 2140

                      #14
                      Originally posted by DIHLON
                      Meh. Direct short from hot to neutral is going to trip the breaker as soon as it’s plugged in. Need to be more creative than that.
                      Me thinks his creativity was knock out him when he was little

                      and played with paper clips and wall sockets
                      Twilight Zone Refugee

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                      • Hooked
                        Hooked commented
                        Editing a comment
                        My oldest daughter did that with a 'hair pin' when she was 3-4 years old. Ouch!!!
                    • OneDayScratch
                      Senior Member
                      • Aug 2023
                      • 3901

                      #15
                      Originally posted by DIHLON
                      Meh. Direct short from hot to neutral is going to trip the breaker as soon as it’s plugged in. Need to be more creative than that.
                      BOT
                      Bacon, Oysters & Tacos

                      It's not red vs. blue, it's the state vs. you

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