IMA be rich as soon as I get this out of the production stage and get it on the market. GENIUS
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Sell it to every liberal you can think of.BOT
Bacon, Oysters & Tacos
It's not red vs. blue, it's the state vs. you
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Saw in a old movie where a guy stuck a fork in each end of a sausage or hotdog. Bared the wires on a cord and wrapped around the forks plugged it in until it started steaming then pulled the plug. Also remember something similar in the movie Taken. That hotdog started talking when Liam flipped the switch.Comment
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The 'facial expression' of the plug above it says it all ... 😲Trust in the Lord with all your heart
And do not lean on your own understanding.
In all your ways acknowledge Him,
And He will make your paths straight.
Do not be wise in your own eyes;
Fear the Lord and turn away from evil.Comment
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So when you need to know something from someone, take a good lamp cord, disconnect the socket so you have the 2 wires. Plug it in. With the person restrained to a wood chair, ask him/her the question(s) and wait for an answer(s). Don't like them, a few quick slaps with the wires will change their mind. Their first answer(s) are always wrong. It takes a few minutes but just space out the questions. The answers will come out. The questions must be asked by a skilled integrator. Starting with questions you know the answer, a few quick replies will move things along. Slip in a hard question you want to know, if the person answers quick, it's usually the truth. If the person hesitates and looks up or away, they are looking for an answer aka lie.👍 1Comment
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Back in the early to mid seventies I was working for TDC and about that time a movie called Brubaker came out starring Robert Redford, based on a true story about the Arkansas prison system. I read the true story about what was going on in that prison before they brought in an outsider to reform it and you wouldn't believe some of it, but what I was going to tell y'all is their favorite way to question inmates about something was to strip them off and take a crank generator like for the old telephones and hook one wire to their toe and the other to their manly bits and give them a few cranks until they got their answer. If the one doing the cranking decided he didn't like the answers or just didn't like the person he would just start cranking until they passed out, in convict parlance this was known as, " Getting a long distance call."Comment
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