When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big t**s, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big t**s.
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Lol!Electrifying our customers since 2001. -
Damn the luck.🤣But mama said.Comment
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The circle of life.That old adage that states "If you want something done right you must do it yourself!", didn't quite hold true regarding my latest surgery.
EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF.Comment
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Makes you revisit all of em....never knew there was a Stable one.....BOT
Bacon, Oysters & Tacos
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Sounds hauntingly familiar…My favorite essential oil is bacon greaseComment
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It may be time to re-post the Crazy Hot MatrixComment
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Thanks for posting. Good oneComment
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Those tig ol bittys have been the downfall of many a smart fellas!!!😄Comment
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God answers all prayers, but sometimes the answer is no.Comment
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Them big ol tiddies rule!👍🏻👍🏻Comment
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lol I'm 74 and I still want a girl with big tits................
If it flies........it diesComment
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yup!"Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you."
Deuteronomy 31:6Comment
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