Teaching Your Grandchildren

[BDGreen]

When we were teaching little BD about using the toilet I did the same thing I did with his daddy, "Let's go outside and pee". As usual, it worked. It became a guy thing and he still comes to me and asks if we can go outside and pee.

Well, today he asked if we could go outside and pee so we went. He stood to where he was going to piss into the wind and I started to tell him no......but realized we had another teaching opportunity so I just watched him let it rip. He was doing OK until he decided he wanted to see how high he could get the stream. The wind took over and I managed to get him turned just in time so he didn't get a face full.

"Now Grandson, never piss into the wind. Always piss down wind. Tomorrow we'll learn why you always piss down stream of the water you may be drinking."

I love being a Paw Paw.

[Rubberback]

Nothings changed here. I pee outside every night . Saves me a trip to the John at 3 Am LOL!

[BBCAT]

And saves water.

[bassguitarman]

Grandsons are definitely entertaining

[OneDayScratch]

Mine is full on trained. That is until he saw his first urinal and stuck his hand on the pink mint....

DUDE!

He looked up like Wut PaPaw?

You can't touch that monkey...your hand will rot off.

Oh, okay papaw....

[Monark]

But did you coach him on Superman's cape, the Lone Ranger, or Jim?

[BDGreen]

Small steps. Pissin' up a rope will be next week.

[WhiteBassFisher]

I will always remember I did many years ago. I had been spending a LOT of deer hunting, but was at where I actually lived. I needed to pee and almost made it outside through the entry door before realizing I had a running water bathroom available.

[FishingTwo]

Good on ya Pee Paw

[Newtron]

“Pee Paw”. I’m stealing that when the time comes.
a buddies grandkid calls him “Doo Dad”. I might use that too.

[TXXpress]

With 11 grandkids, and 5 of them boys... Just don't pee in Papa's boat.

Our oldest grandson years ago, "Since we aren't catching any fish, can I pee right here Papa? Then we'll move right?"

[DIHLON]

Last year, I finally got my nephew trained to not piss on my pool.

[KWeber]

wasnt there but heard from an eyewitness,,,,
at a party in a nice place.... a son had his dad take him from the pool to go pee indoors...
now everyone is gathered around the patio/pool... outdoor evening party...
so after the second time taking jr to the bath/pool house, dad tells kid, quietly "just pee in the pool"
sometime later dad looks over just in time to see jr arcing a stream from pool's edge into the water

[BDGreen]

I don't know if that's true or not....but it's damned funny.

[Hooked]

I taught my grandson about peeing outside as well but grandma isn't onboard with it.
So, she's visiting a friend at a nursing home, with grandson along, and they're outside on the patio when grandson needs to go pee. Grandma ALWAYS would take him inside but today she would also have to take friend in, blah blah blah, which would take to long. So, what does she do, what grandpa would do -- xxxx, just go over there in the bushes. 😎😎

[CSN]

[DEXTER]

My first grandson is due May 7. I can guarantee if his dad don't teach him first it will be me. We be country folk.