When we were teaching little BD about using the toilet I did the same thing I did with his daddy, "Let's go outside and pee". As usual, it worked. It became a guy thing and he still comes to me and asks if we can go outside and pee.
Well, today he asked if we could go outside and pee so we went. He stood to where he was going to piss into the wind and I started to tell him no......but realized we had another teaching opportunity so I just watched him let it rip. He was doing OK until he decided he wanted to see how high he could get the stream. The wind took over and I managed to get him turned just in time so he didn't get a face full.
"Now Grandson, never piss into the wind. Always piss down wind. Tomorrow we'll learn why you always piss down stream of the water you may be drinking."
I love being a Paw Paw.
Well, today he asked if we could go outside and pee so we went. He stood to where he was going to piss into the wind and I started to tell him no......but realized we had another teaching opportunity so I just watched him let it rip. He was doing OK until he decided he wanted to see how high he could get the stream. The wind took over and I managed to get him turned just in time so he didn't get a face full.
"Now Grandson, never piss into the wind. Always piss down wind. Tomorrow we'll learn why you always piss down stream of the water you may be drinking."
I love being a Paw Paw.
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